T-Rex: Is it possible to have too many friends?

T-Rex: The answer is "Definitely yes!"

T-Rex: This is because if you were friends with EVERYONE ever in the history of time, you'd have so many people who'd expect you to talk with them on the phone and hang out with them and stuff, and there's only so many hours in a day! Eventually you'd end up snubbing at least SOME of them, which is bad.
T-Rex: Therefore, yes, it is possible to have too many friends!

Utahraptor: You know, talking like this risks backlash, T-Rex!
T-Rex: How so?

Utahraptor: Well, few people worry about having too many friends, and those who feel like they could maybe use some more friends might become resentful. It's not the sort of thing you go looking for sympathy about.
T-Rex: I don't have too many friends! I was speaking hypothetically!

T-Rex: I could use some more friends, actually. I tried calling an escort service once but it turns out that is a euphemism and all the people there were just interested in sex for money!
T-Rex: I was like "Hah hah, what?"