T-Rex: Ah, to be a child again! To have no responsibilities! To have a high metabolism that allows me to eat whatever I want!
T-Rex: To chase after birds in the park, wearing nothing but a grin!
Dromiceiomimus: Your idea of childhood is chasing after animals naked?
T-Rex: Well - after being small and irresponsibly eating a lot, yeah.
Dromiceiomimus: That's pretty weird, T-Rex!
T-Rex: It's not THAT weird, is it?
Utahraptor: It's a little weird!
Utahraptor: It's just that it's such an odd image of childhood, and that you came up with it before other more popular images, like splashing in puddles or whatever! Did you once memorably chase naked after a bird? Is that it?
T-Rex: Hah! I deny all these scurrilous allegations!
God: DUDE BY MY COUNT YOU'VE CHASED AFTER LIKE TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY THREE BIRDS WHILE NAKED
T-Rex: There's no shame in that! I do everything naked!
God: HAH
God: ME TOO MAN
