T-Rex: Time to talk more about my made-up country of Canada!
Narrator: HAPPY CANADA DAY COMICS
Narrator: a "PG-13" picto-story
T-Rex: In Canada, you get real winters AND real summers, and there's places where you can get winter all year round if that's your sort of thing!
Dromiceiomimus: Is that your sort of thing, T-Rex?
T-Rex: That is HECK NO not my sort of thing, but I'm glad to know it's an option!
T-Rex: Also, in Canada? Two chicks can totally get married!
Utahraptor: Neat!
T-Rex: Finally, there is social liberalism and national pride, but not one that is predicated on making other countries seem worse.
Utahraptor: But doesn't that imply any countries that don't have that desirable feature are worse off than Canada?
T-Rex: It - it does. Well heck!
Off panel: That's okay, T-Rex.
T-Rex: I fucked up Canada!
