T-Rex: In "The Divine Comedy", this thirteenth century dude Dante describes all these circles of Hell where the wicked spend eternity for being so wicked.
T-Rex: Pretty heady stuff!
T-Rex: Anyway, what's remarkable is that Dante puts both homosexuals and money lenders in the same circle! He thought both were unnatural: interest makes something (money) from nothing (no action on the lender's part), while homosexuals make nothing (hot gay action doesn't count!) from something (their reproductive organs).
Utahraptor: Hey, how do you know that that's what Dante was thinking?
T-Rex: It's in the book!
Utahraptor: Well maybe he just decided to write a book that he entirely disagreed with.
T-Rex: Well MAYBE he wrote in his diary that he did agree, and I've read his diary!
Utahraptor: Maybe he was lying!
T-Rex: Dude! You're not allowed to lie to your own diary!
T-Rex: A- Are you?
