T-Rex: So the good news is that the raccoons and cephalopods aren't hanging around my house anymore!
T-Rex: The BAD news is that they've moved in together next door!
Dromiceiomimus: Really! Wow, that's quite a development!
T-Rex: Yeah, quite a sinister development! The two animals I find the freakiest develop the ability to talk and move in next door? I do not need to know animals with these abilities!
Utahraptor: Hey, do you think these recent events in your life could be an allegory for racism?
T-Rex: Not really! It's not racist to like some animals and not others. Besides, I'm not irrationally against raccoons and cephalopods: they've threatened me! They wait menacingly outside my house for me to come home!
Utahraptor: And "some of your best friends are raccoons and cephalopods", right?
Narrator: THAT NIGHT:
T-Rex: Cephalopod and raccoon neighbours, I respect your unique worldview!
Off panel: YOU ALWAYS HAVE SUCH NICE THINGS TO SAY, T-REX.
Off panel: COME CLOSER, T-REX
Off panel: GIVE US A KISS
