T-Rex: My friends, I have written a new book!
T-Rex: A book for CHILDREN!
T-Rex: My book is called "Happy Dog the Happy Dog" and it mixes in the story of Happy Dog with important lessons I've chosen about life! It also features adorable drawings of happy dogs. Amazing!
Utahraptor: So let's hear some of this amazing book!
T-Rex: I'd be pleased to give a reading!
T-Rex: "Happy Dog the happy dog is the happiest dog on his street! He loves to play in the grass. Everyone you know will one day be dead!"
Utahraptor: Whoah, what?! T-Rex! That's awful!
T-Rex: "Happy Dog loves to play fetch with a young boy named Timmy! Timmy is Happy Dog's best friend. Timmy is made out of meat. Your whole family is made out of meat."
T-Rex: What's up?
