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you missed it: yesterday was chock-a-block full of uranus jokes but today we're taking a rest. tomorrow though - boy, you will not be able to WALK without tripping over stray uranus jokes.
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–It was some party!!
The haps: And the worst part is that saying "I didn't take any of the snacks" is exactly what a snack-stealing person would say, so you already look guilty! The only answer is to never visit Uranus hotels (everyone alive in the history of the world has heeded this advice.)
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