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the next night, a bunch of comets in the night sky spell out "HOITY TOITY CHECK OUT BOISE" and t-rex is SO unimpressed - but also, so CURIOUS
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–Apparently, you need a sausage to get on the moon!
The haps: This weekend I lifted a couch that weight way more than any couch should've! Then we realized its giant legs were made of CAST IRON, which explained why it was the world's heaviest couch. Thus concludes a story both boring AND true!!
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