T-Rex: A portable computer that fits in the palm of my hand and presents as a black bar of glass that I have to tap without ANY tactile feedback?

T-Rex: NO THANKS!

T-Rex: What *I* want is a computer that takes up a room - or at least one wall of it! I want my computer to have KNOBS and DIALS and METAL SWITCHES and BLINKY LIGHTS. There should be giant reels that spin and DEFINITELY whir. And bits that clack and clatter!
T-Rex: And you know what? I wouldn't say no to a lever either!

Utahraptor: Should the blinky lights be in multiple colours?
T-Rex: YES! Please, yes!

T-Rex: We've been SO FOCUSED on chasing portability and convenience that we've completely forgotten VIBES and AESTHETIC. I don't want the fastest or most capable computer! I want a computer that's HARD TO USE and GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT.
Utahraptor: Like me!
T-Rex: AND me!!

Narrator: LATER, T-REX MEETS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T THINK EARLY ROOM-SIZED COMPUTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL MACHINES:
T-Rex: Wowee!
T-Rex: So THIS is what it feels like to meet your own personal bespoke WARIO!!