T-Rex: People are like "oh, shower beers! You gotta try a beer in the shower! SHOWER BEERS!!"
T-Rex: Not everyone is like that, but those who are seem to be trying to make up for everyone else!
T-Rex: So I've taken them at their word. I have partaken of a SHOWER BEER, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: And? How was it?
T-Rex: It was a gateway drug!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh no!
T-Rex: Not to more shower BEERS - but to other shower FOODSTUFFS!
Utahraptor: Oh no!
T-Rex: No, "oh YES!". Utahraptor: SHOWER FRIES.
Utahraptor: Sounds soggy. And awful.
T-Rex: Shower soup?
Utahraptor: Diluted and awful.
T-Rex: SHOWER ICE CREAM SANDWICH.
Off panel: ...the water would aid in cleanup - plus the contrast between cold in your mouth and warm on your body would only heighten enjoyment??
Off panel: I need to go experience this right now, lest I perish before the ultimate experience of flesh is made manifest before me??