T-Rex: Attention, single ladies! Good news: I'm AVAILABLE for DATING that can lead to both SMOOCHING and to DEEP HAPPINESS!

T-Rex: "Can", not necessarily "will", but it's worth a shot!!

Dromiceiomimus: These days anyone can see thousands of singles in our area looking for love. What do YOU offer than nobody else does?
T-Rex: I'm handsome!
Dromiceiomimus: Lots of people are!
T-Rex: I'm funny!
Dromiceiomimus: Lots of people are!
T-Rex: DANG. Dating IS hard!

Utahraptor: You just need to make yourself unique!
T-Rex: Oh heck, is that all?

T-Rex: DONE, easy. I'm now the ONLY guy in town who doesn't use lexicalized contractions. You know, the ones that are so normalized we've forgotten what they ACTUALLY stand for.
Utahraptor: Really?
T-Rex: YES! As of now, as of nine of the clock this morning!

Narrator: AND THUS:
T-Rex: Ladies, I have some pumpkins at my place! Hang out with ME tonight and we can carve Jacks of the lantern!!
Off panel: Oh right, that's what "jack o'lantern" stands for.
Off panel: I'm INTRIGUED... and possibly SEDUCED!