T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes scoffed - this latest case was his easiest yet!

T-Rex: It was so easy, it was like taking candy from a baby!

T-Rex: Only in reverse, since Sherlock wasn't a criminal. So I guess it was like GIVING candy to a baby?
Dromiceiomimus: Wait - that WOULD be even easier than stealing it from a baby! Why don't we say that instead?
Dromiceiomimus: Wait, why is STEALING FOOD FROM BABIES an idiom in the first place? What the hell?

Utahraptor: Dromiceiomimus is right! What does that idiom say about us?
T-Rex: I don't know!!

T-Rex: We wanted to say "this task is easily accomplished" and our first step was GRAND THEFT CANDY (INFANT BASED)? How did the first person to ever say this get away with it? I would FULLY re-evaluate my relationship with anyone who busted out "it's so easy, like that time I stole from a child" in front of me!!

Floating Batman head: t-rex you forgot about your sherlock holmes story!
T-Rex: Oh yeah! Thank you, Tiny Batman Head!
Floating Batman head: i'm only reminding you because it's MY turn to have a story about ME next