T-Rex: It is a fact universally acknowledged, that any savoury dish is made better by putting a soft-fried egg on top of it.

Narrator: FAMOUS FIRST LINES OF NOVELS
Narrator: (BUT I FIXED THEM)

Dromiceiomimus: It was the best of times (because we had a savoury dish), it was the worst of times (because the chef had not put a soft-fried egg on top of it).
T-Rex: All this happened, more or less - especially the part where a soft-fried egg was put on top of a savoury dish, improving both greatly.

Utahraptor: Soft-fried eggs, light of my life, fire of my savoury dishes upon which they are placed on top!

T-Rex: Many years later,
Utahraptor: as he faced the firing squad,
T-Rex and Utahraptor: Colonel Aureliano Buendía a was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover how great a soft-fried egg was atop a savoury dish!!

Narrator: PRINT THIS COMIC OUT AND KEEP IT ON YOUR PERSON, SO YOU CAN HAND IT TO A CHEF WHEN YOU WANT A DELICIOUS SOFT-FRIED EGG ON TOP OF THE SAVOURY DISH YOU JUST ORDERED.
T-Rex: Actually... sometimes it's just okay.
Narrator: CHEFS: IGNORE HIM