T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who I've written more stories about than any other fictional character and that's kinda weird because I've only read like one of his stories, was troubled.

T-Rex: His latest case was his strangest and most unusual this week!

T-Rex: Sherlock - who was the world's greatest detective, which, yes, I find interesting, but Batman is the world's greatest detective too plus he's a ninja, so what is it that I find so interesting about a Victorian-era guy who's barely seen a light bulb and never ONCE eaten a hamburger, especially when there's plenty of other fictional detectives, plus I could invent my own guy right now, his name is Sassy Pete Who Hated Crime - frowned.

Utahraptor: Wait, Sherlock frowned or Sassy Pete frowned?
T-Rex: Sherlock!

T-Rex: My punctuation made that PARTIALLY clear.
Utahraptor: Honestly dude, this is less a story than it is a diary entry. Maybe figure out what you want to write BEFORE you start going out and narrating your stories to us?
T-Rex: NEVER!!

Narrator: BUT THEN, T-REX DECIDES TO OCCASIONALLY WORK HIS STORIES OUT IN ADVANCE AFTER ALL!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...SOMETIMES!!