T-Rex: Sometimes - even often - we will lie awake in the middle of the night...
T-Rex: ...the Regret Hours, if you will...
T-Rex: ...and we will think about all the stupid things we've ever said, and every single way we've ever embarrassed ourselves. It sucks, but I have good news: everyone does this! We're all obsessing over our mistakes, but you need to let them go! I promise: NOBODY ELSE remembers them.
Utahraptor: I do! I remember PLENTY.
T-Rex: WHAT?
Utahraptor: I go to bed and just stare at the ceiling remembering EVERYONE ELSE'S mistakes. I can't go to sleep because of how embarrassing THEIR blunders are!! They're ABSOLUTELY mortifying - and so INCREDIBLY memorable.
Utahraptor: Yeesh!!
T-Rex: Utahraptor, we hang out all the time - do you remember MY mistakes?
Off panel: EVERYONE'S, T-Rex. Though, yours DO have a particular flavour of lingering cringe: often imitated, never duplicated.
T-Rex: ...Okay
