Narrator: HOT TIPS FOR PEOPLE WHO WEAR GLASSES
T-Rex: Ever break your glasses? No problem - you can still see easily whenever you want...
T-Rex: ...thanks to BINOCULARS!
T-Rex: Since binoculars have a dial to adjust the focus, ANY pair can easily be adjusted for the specific way your eyes are lousy! Binoculars are technically CATCH-ALL glasses, universal in their applicability and adaptable to all!
Dromiceiomimus: But if you're carrying around 'nocs, why not just carry spare glasses instead?
T-Rex: Because these are UNIVERSAL - able to be shared with anyone!
Utahraptor: Except people with astigmatism!
T-Rex: Okay, FINE, yes. People with astigmatism should carry around a spare pair of THEIR glasses, while everyone ELSE should carry around a pair of binos, and if anyone is like "oh no, my glasses," you can be like "hey, borrow my 'nocs!"
Utahraptor: "Today you, tomorrow me!"
T-Rex: Telescopes would also work but are less portable!
T-Rex: I mention them here ONLY to claim credit for the idea in case anyone else tries to suggest them later.
