T-Rex: Sometimes bad things happen to good people! In religion, this is called "the problem of evil", and it boils down to the following:
T-Rex: "Hey, wait a sec, how come a chill god would allow us suffer?"
T-Rex: But sometimes, GOOD things happen to BAD people too! And this is SORTA like the problem of evil, only less intense: why would a chill god give THAT jabroni a nice thing? That jabroni sucks so bad; where are MY nice things??
Dromiceiomimus: We will call this, "the problem of jabronis getting away with it".
T-Rex: SO SHALL IT BE.
Utahraptor: But sometimes bad things happen to bad people, and good things to good people!
T-Rex: Yeah!
T-Rex: That seems fine, so we'll call it "the not-a-problem of just fineness" though, if we really interrogate it some, we're left wondering why bad things happen to ANYONE, or what the concept of "bad people" really means, and that just brings us back to wondering how come a chill god would do this?
T-Rex: Why should bad things happen AT ALL? In fact, why should things of ANY class happen? WHY HAVE WE HAPPENED, AND WHY DO I CONTINUE TO HAPPEN??
God: I 'UNNO
T-Rex: I 'unno either, dude! I honestly 'unno ANY of this!!
