meanwhile there's a guy with a goose who lays Actually Solid Gold Eggs and he just hates this other dude's guts, and when that dude kills his own goose the guy is like "haha owned" but then he crashes the price of gold by introducing so many solid gold eggs into the market and he's like "oh frig i ended up like that other dude too only through a more circuitous and economically-realistic path, oh dang"