T-Rex: Hi everyone, there's too many songs about New York!
T-Rex: I'm serious.
T-Rex: There's way too many!
T-Rex: Like, it's JUST ONE CITY but it's hogging so many songs. I now understand that if I can make it there I'll make it anywhere, which - fine, SURE - but, that established, do we need FURTHER songs about the city?
T-Rex: ESPECIALLY when there are several cities with not a single song about them??
Utahraptor: You like cover music now, so just take existing songs and update 'em!
T-Rex: RIGHT!
T-Rex: I can take songs about New York and make them about ANYWHERE! So make way for "Quito State Of Mind", "No Sleep Till Lima", "Tehran, I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down", "You Must Take The 2 Train (I Mean The Bloor / Danforth One In Toronto)" and "Theme From Harbin, China".
Narrator: LATER: T-REX'S SONGS FAIL IN THE MARKETPLACE, BUT FOR REASONS UNRELATED TO THEIR LYRICS (HE CAN'T SING):
