T-Rex: Dear future self! Hey, what's up - it's me, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Only I'M younger and SEXIER and MORE VITAL!
T-Rex: I also have more time ahead of me, which means, almost by definition, I have more potential than you. I will kiss more, I will love more, I will laugh more, and I will absolutely live more than you.
Dromiceiomimus: I thought letters to your future self were supposed to be more in the "did we ever get a dog and become an astronaut" territory?
T-Rex: NOT HERE, BABY!!
T-Rex: I want my future self to know PRECISELY how much he has lost!
Utahraptor: His youth!
T-Rex: His vitality!
Utahraptor: His limitless future!
T-Rex: His friendships of yore!
Utahraptor: On the plus side, his investment portfolio should be higher.
T-Rex: Oh FRIG!!
T-Rex: I forgot to have INVESTMENTS
