T-Rex: Wow, it sure is convenient that the universe has physical constants that make life possible!

T-Rex: Yes indeed, I certainly wouldn't want any of THOSE to change without warning!!

Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, what are you doing?! You can't tempt fate like this!
T-Rex: Sure I can! Look, all I'm saying is it sure would be HORRIBLE if any universal constants changed suddenly! Yes indeed, if they were tweaked only a little, that sure would be really really bad for EVERYONE EVERYWHERE!!

Utahraptor: Dude, stop it! Knock it off right now!
T-Rex: C'mon!!

T-Rex: If we are people of SCIENCE, then we know that UNIVERSAL CONSTANTS aren't going to change just because I walk around being AUDIBLY RELIEVED they haven't!
Utahraptor: Sure, but -
T-Rex: All I'm saying is we've got a nice universe here, and it'd be a REAL SHAME if something happened to it.

Narrator: SUDDENLY, THE SPEED AT WHICH TIME PROGRESSES CHANGES!
T-Rex: That's all I'm saying!
Narrator: HOWEVER AS EVERYONE IS WITHIN TIME THEY CANNOT MEASURE OR EVEN PERCEIVE THIS CHANGE, THE END