T-Rex: You know what inarguably increases your chances of drowning?

T-Rex: GETTING IN THE WATER.

T-Rex: And what inarguably increases your chances of getting in the water? KNOWING HOW TO SWIM. So what the heck: does learning how to swim INCREASE your chances of drowning?
T-Rex: How does THAT make sense??

Utahraptor: It doesn't!
T-Rex: And yet, I just implied that it did!!

Utahraptor: See, if weak swimmers never got in the water you might be right - but they do! They get in anyway, all the time, because WATER IS FUN and SPLASHING AROUND IS RAD. Just like with sex, abstinence-only education doesn't work!

T-Rex: Dang, man. This is the best argument for boning up on both your swimming AND sex lessons that I've ever heard!
Off panel: Also, public support goes up if you never call it "boning up on your sex lessons".
T-Rex: I know this!
T-Rex: And yet, I CARE NOT