T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who was the world's greatest detective, faced a shocking truth:
T-Rex: This was his most average case yet!
T-Rex: And it was true: if you took all of Sherlock's cases, then added them up and divided by the total number of cases, you would produce something very close to the case that Sherlock was currently involved in.
T-Rex: It was of average difficulty for him, with an average suspect, and he solved it in the average amount of time.
Utahraptor: Was there a shocking twist?
T-Rex: An averagely surprising one, sure!
T-Rex: And before you criticize this story, know that most people think "average" means not that great, but Sherlock set a high bar: even his average adventure was still pretty good! Therefore this story is MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN to be pretty good!!
T-Rex: Few other stories can make this claim.
Off panel: Few other stories need to.
T-Rex: *GASP*
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR! WHERE is this SASS coming from?!
