T-Rex: I think the easiest thing in the world must be to start a teen sex rumour moral panic among adults.
T-Rex: And let it not be said that I haven't done the easiest thing in the world!
Dromiceiomimus: Sweet! What kinda rumour are we going for?
T-Rex: I dunno! "Rainbow parties" were pretty great, and I feel like they're the high-water mark in "stupid ideas, which fall apart if you think about them for half a second, but still got adults mad." But it's a different era now. Hmm....
Utahraptor: Lots of adults worried about TikTok these days.
T-Rex: Ooh, tons of potential there!
T-Rex: A secret TikTok sex code involving hairband colour is my first idea, but feels like low-hanging fruit.
Utahraptor: What about TikTok teens learning a secret sex thing called "opera gloving"? And then we just never say what it is!
T-Rex: I LOVE IT.
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: I heard the average person swallows eight spiders a year while they sleep, because they're TEEN SPIDERS trying to find a secret place to have SEX!!
T-Rex: Frig!
T-Rex: That's BETTER than ours!!
