God: T-REX I HAVE EXCITING NEWS
T-Rex: Oh?
God: I CHANGED IT SO THAT VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE CANDY
God: AND CANDY TASTES LIKE VEGETABLES
T-Rex: ...Huh!
God: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HUH" THAT WAS LIKE MY #1 PRAYER FROM KIDS
God: "MAKE VEGETABLES TASTE GOOD" THEY SAID "AND PLEASE MAKE IT SO GRANDMAMA DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE"
God: AND I WAS LIKE
God: WELL
God: I APPRECIATE THE HUSTLE BUT ONE THING AT A TIME HERE KIDDOS
Utahraptor: T-Rex, you've gotta try this disgusting mashed potato dish I made!
T-Rex: Oh, no thanks!
T-Rex: It tastes like candy, right?
Utahraptor: Yeah, on top of the milk and butter I mixed in. Mad nasty. In fact, all vegetables are now WAY higher in sugar, which as you can imagine is taking diabetics by surprise and causing all sorts of health issues. People are DYING, dude.
God: OKAY WELL THAT'S WHY PENCILS HAVE ERASERS AND BY "PENCILS" I MEAN "SIMULATED UNIVERSES WHERE I CAN TEST DECISIONS BEFORE I MAKE THEM AND THEN OBLITERATE SAID UNIVERSES AFTER THEY'RE NO LONGER USEFUL"
T-Rex: Uh
T-Rex: What
