T-Rex: Shut up everyone, I have exciting news!
T-Rex: I've discovered the GOOD part of aging!!
T-Rex: As you get older, people expect LESS from you!!
Dromiceiomimus: When you're a kid you're full of potential, and people want that potential to PAY OFF.
Utahraptor: But as you age, more and more doors close without you even noticing!
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: NOBODY looks at a some 60-year-old jabroni and says "Why aren't THEY winning Olympic medals this summer?" Nobody says "In the years to come I expect great things from that 102-year-old suckachump." Aging gives us the gift of LOWERED EXPECTATIONS, and friend, I intend to RELISH that gift.
Off panel: Sure, but it's kinda depressing if you think about it. Life just eventually gets worse and worse??
T-Rex: Utahraptor, that's a very strange way to pronounce "better and better"!!
T-Rex: Weirrrrrd
