T-Rex: Something that's never taken place:
T-Rex: A young woman DIDN'T fart in her husband's lap!!
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Utahraptor: That was AWFUL!
T-Rex: It's not my fault!!
T-Rex: It's the oldest surviving joke, so if you don't find it funny, don't blame me. Blame the Ancient Sumerians circa 2300 BCE!
Utahraptor: I will!
T-Rex: Fine! Go ahead! In fact, I will too!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN ANCIENT SUMER:
T-Rex: Hey, Ancient Sumerians!
Off panel: We actually just call ourselves "normal Sumerians".
T-Rex: I'm not here to talk about that, I'm here to talk about wife farting!!
Off panel: HAH HAH HAH
Off panel: OH MAN
