Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: And get answered by ME, because I intercept his mail!!
T-Rex: It's a fun li'l crime I do!
T-Rex: Anyway, our first letter comes from Alex!
T-Rex: Alex writes, "Dear Professor Science, could there ever be a bigger explosion than the Big Bang?" Great question, Alex!
T-Rex: The answer is yes. I call this hypothetical explosion the "Bigger Bang" and it's dwarfed only by the nigh-inconceivable "Biggest Bang".
Utahraptor: What are you talking about? That's not right!
T-Rex: Pretty sure it is!
Utahraptor: No, because Big Bang wasn't like a bomb, and wasn't an EXPLOSION: rather, it's an EXPANSION, of the universe itself, from something small to something big!
T-Rex: Well frig! Good thing I'VE still got my cover-your-butt banner for just this scenario!!
Banner: I'm not qualified to answer your questions
T-Rex: ...See??
