T-Rex: Amelia and Antonio Tony, my erotic fiction characters, smiled happily.

T-Rex: Of all days, today was turning out to be a PARTICULARLY erotic one!!

T-Rex: And of course, that suited them quite well. Their entire fictional being was built around erotica, and they were unsuited to any other sort of existence. It was sex all the time for these two colourful characters! To even attempt otherwise would be like a fish trying to survive on dry land!!

Utahraptor: I mean, fish have survived on dry land though, famously evolving into land animals.
T-Rex: Okay fine!

T-Rex: Amelia and Antonio Tony, my erotic fiction characters, were on two trains 20km apart and travelling towards each other at 40 km/h and 50km/h respectively. Amelia realized with a frown that she was in a math textbook word problem, and that future editions would change Antonio's name to "Darryl."

T-Rex: PS: they still had sex but only when whoever was writing the book wasn't looking!!