God: HEY T-REX HOW IS THAT MORTAL BODY OF YOURS WORKING OUT FOR YOU
T-Rex: Not bad, not bad!
T-Rex: Sure would be nice to have voluntary control over more of my organs though!
God: TRUST ME MAN YOU DO NOT WANT TO MANUALLY MANAGE YOUR BREATHING OR HEARTBEAT
God: JUST A HUGE HASSLE
T-Rex: Sure, but how come I can't make my glands squirt out more ENDORPHINS on demand?
T-Rex: Pretty sure I'd enjoy it!!
Utahraptor: You wanna get addicted to a drug inside your own body??
T-Rex: Man, I could handle it!
God: OKAY YOU NOW HAVE VOLUNTARY CONTROL OVER YOUR ORGANS
T-Rex: Ahhh!! SO GOOD!
T-Rex: ...Wait, how do kidneys work??
God: DUDE HOW DID YOU INSTANTLY FILL YOUR BLADDER TO BURSTING WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SUFFERING DUAL KIDNEY ULTRA-FAILURE
T-Rex: I'm new at this and I'm doing my best!!
T-Rex: ...And it is NOT enough
