T-Rex: People say that crime doesn't pay, but it pays all the time! There's all sorts of successful crimes that nobody ever gets punished for!

T-Rex: And not just the financial ones millionaires get to do either!

T-Rex: I have looked at Wikipedia's list of Unsolved Crimes (which I am NOT ON so SAVE YOUR ACCUSATIONS) and there's crimes going back thousands of years! There's murders in ANCIENT GREECE that went unsolved, and is there any way to get away with a crime MORE COMPLETELY than to remain at large longer than your whole dang civilization did??

Utahraptor: There simply isn't!
T-Rex: Exactly!!

T-Rex: So in conclusion, the saying should be "crime SHOULDN'T pay", because it does. Crime clearly does pay. Especially if you did it before they invented fingerprinting or DNA.
Utahraptor: All this pro-crime talk kinda feels like you're priming me to be recruited into your criminal gang, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Hah!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Dear crime diary!!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...He knows too much