T-Rex: Kids today aren't learning cursive!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Kids today aren't learning cursive OR how to read analog clocks!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Kids today aren't learning cursive, analog clocks, 2400 baud modem sounds, OR what the save icon was inspired by!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Kids today aren't learning cursive, clocks, etc, because of the intergalactic wars!
Utahraptor: Sad!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Kids today aren't learning what fragments of knowledge survived, because "The Ay-Tom" - a dark god, capricious in her power - hath destroyed us all to birth a new world filled with fearsome mutated beasts!
Utahraptor: OR cursive!
T-Rex: OR CURSIVE!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Kids today ARE learning cursive but with a different alphabet, as with the thread of knowledge and culture broken, they've evolved in ways almost unrecognizable to us!!
Off panel: Alas, if capital Qs don't look like 2s then IT DOESN'T COUNT
