T-Rex: Jojo Bigbottom, my public domain character that NOBODY has used yet despite his awesome name, looked at himself in the mirror.
T-Rex: Yep! It truly was another great day to both be, and be named, "Jojo Bigbottom"!
Dromiceiomimus: He realized that there wasn't much to his personality beyond his name and also liking his name, so he resolved to make himself more interesting.
T-Rex: Okay, fair enough! Uh, Jojo decided to get into um - high-stakes hostage negotiations.
Utahraptor: And also NFTs.
T-Rex: What?! No!
Utahraptor: Public domain, this is canon!
T-Rex: But you're RUINING him! What, Jojo goes home from high-stakes hostage negotiations and pays $400,000 for a jpg? He wants a world where every relationship is mediated by cryptocurrency, where every action is a chance for profit taken from someone else's loss?? Frig! I hate Jojo Bigbottom now!!
Banner: FUCK JOJO BIGBOTTOM
T-Rex: Well!
T-Rex: At LEAST I've found a use for this banner
