T-Rex: Imagine a guy who is so clueless he thinks someone doesn't like him when actually she was flirting with him the whole time!!
T-Rex: Now stop imagining, because YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM!
Dromiceiomimus: Way to go, buddy! You still got it! T-Rex: RIGHT?? To be precise, I still got two things: bein' attractive enough that people want to flirt with me, and clueless enough that I don't realize it till later! Dromiceiomimus: The full package, baby!!
Utahraptor: How'd you even find out you were being flirted at? T-Rex: Later! From a mutual friend.
T-Rex: She'd asked him if I was single because APPARENTLY I was deftly dodging all of her sly "are you available" questions without even realizing it! Hah hah hah, it truly is a funny quirk of mine that I can't tell when people like me, and it DEFINITELY won't cause me to remain single forever!!
Narrator: LATER: Off panel: T-Rex, I'd like you to come back to my place. T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Wow! Off panel: For sex. T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 I wonder if she likes me?? Off panel: With me. T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 She's being SO POLITE!
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September 23rd, 2022:Shout out to everyone who flirts with clueless people!! We I MEAN THEY appreciate it!