July 6th, 2022 
honestly if more musicals were just people singing little songs to their pets when they're alone in the house, nobody would complain about how unrealistic they are. (the songs have modified lyrics so that they're now about the pets and prominently feature their names)




The haps: My dog's name is Chompsky, a word which has the same number of syllables as "baby", which makes it extremely useful when doing lyric substitution.

Hey, me and Erica Henderson are doing an all-new graphic novel together! It's called DANGER AND OTHER UNKNOWN RISKS and you can find out more (and preorder it!) at your MEREST WHIM!

– Ryan

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