T-Rex: Hmm... I've never INTENTIONALLY escaped a room before!
T-Rex: I wonder...
Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: Yes! I can pay money for this service!!
T-Rex: You wanna go to an escape room, Dromiceiomimus?
Dromiceiomimus: Before I say yes, how are you at puzzle solving and communication?
T-Rex: I wanna say - enthusiastic but frustratingly amateurish at both??
Utahraptor: I'll do an escape room with you, buddy!
T-Rex: Excellent!
T-Rex: But I warn you: if you die in an escape room... YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!!
Utahraptor: Of course. If you die doing anything, you die in real life. That's how death works, and it can come to any of us at any time.
Narrator: THE END
