T-Rex: I have written the spookiest ghost story ever! It is called, "The Man Who Died And Came Back As A Ghost".
T-Rex: It's spooky! It says so in the first sentence!
T-Rex: It says, "It was spooky night, with a ghost! The ghost was the spookiest ghost in the world, and he was so spooky that if you saw him you'd be scared, for real!" Narrator: 〚with an arrow pointing at Dromiceiomimus〛 (unimpressed look) T-Rex: The, um T-Rex: The next paragraph is "BOO!"
Utahraptor: T-Rex, you have to make your readers feel scared! You just can't tell them they're scared. T-Rex: Sure I can!
T-Rex: "The ghost explains that even if you were just reading about these events later, you'd still be scared. You realize with a chill that he is right." Utahraptor: It's a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book? T-Rex: It is now! It is if that's the format I have to use to tell my readers that they're scared!
Narrator: LATER T-REX GIVES A READING OF HIS NEW BOOK: T-Rex: Turn to page 32 to be spooked by the spooky ghost! Turn to page 14 if you'd rather see the same ghost and be TERRIFIED!
What are the haps my friends
it is okay to buy this, it is okay to love this
This comic is from September 2nd, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
