Narrator: WINE COMICS
T-Rex: Ah yes, time to turn these grapes into red wine, a substance famous for producing stains.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Success!
Narrator: LATER:
Dromiceiomimus: The only way to consume this drink is to pour it into an extremely top-heavy vessel, perched upon the thinnest possible stem of glass.
T-Rex: AGREED
Narrator: WINE COMICS 2
Utahraptor: Am I late to wine-tasting club?
T-Rex: Just in time!
Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: Ah yes: a full-bodied chardonnay, dignified yet with a charming disposition, with an oaky finish that comes on shyly, almost coquettishly, before lingering on the palate, like a treasured friend who stays to help clean after a party.
T-Rex: I'm detecting notes of old grapes
