T-Rex: In a previous story I said zombies came from comets or magic or whatever! And I stand by it. Only...
T-Rex: ...Only maybe I don't stand by it after all??
T-Rex: Here's the thing: there's no explanation for zombies that will EVER satisfy a skeptic. There's no way I can say "Ah yes, here is how you get dead bodies to produce energy enough to move indefinitely without oxygen" that makes sense, because it DOESN'T make sense. It's fantasy! Wild flesh-eating fantasy!!
Utahraptor: So the best zombie stories don't explain where they come from?
T-Rex: This is my theory!
T-Rex: And before you say "but some of the best Batman stories explain where HE comes from, so riddle me that" let me add that HIS origin makes sense. If parents get killed in a mugging gone wrong after a screening of Zorro in an alley LITERALLY NAMED "Crime Alley", YOU GET A BATMAN. It's just science.
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T-Rex: Thank you, thank you
