Devil: GREETINGS T-REX
T-Rex: The Devil!
Devil: INDEED
Devil: I COME TO YOU WITH A QUERY
Devil: DO YOU BELIEVE USING CHEAT CODES IN SINGLE PLAYER GAMES IS CHEATING
T-Rex: Uh, yes?
Devil: AH BUT WHO IS BEING CHEATED FOR THEY WHO ENTER THE CHEAT CODE MUST BE CONSENTING TO THE EFFECTS IT PRODUCES
T-Rex: I mean, the game's intended to be played one way, and by entering a cheat code you're changing that, yeah?
Utahraptor: But cheat codes are programmed into the game by the developers, which shows intentionality!
T-Rex: Gah!
T-Rex: Fine! FINE. You want me to say using cheat codes in single-player games isn't cheating, then I will. Happy?
Utahraptor: Sure!
Devil: EXTREMELY
Devil: NOW TO USE THE CODE THAT GIVES MARIO A 3X MULTIPLIER TO HIS SELF-CONFIDENCE
T-Rex: But - Mario never lacks confidence??
Devil: IT'S-A HIS BIGGEST SECRET TO ALL BUT HIS-A CLOSEST FRIENDS
