T-Rex: I wrote a spooky story! Read it...
T-Rex: ...if you DARE!!
Dromiceiomimus: Don't you mean... BLEED it if you DARE?
T-Rex: Oh wait! We can make it even MORE terrifying!!
T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus: BLEED it if you SCARE!!
Utahraptor: "Bleed it if you scare" is barely even grammatical.
T-Rex: SO ARE THE SCARES!!
T-Rex: Bud, this story is so spooky that you'll be unable to form sentences good. "Bleed it if you scare" is the final thing the last person who read it said. Bleed it if you scare!!
Utahraptor: Okay
Narrator: LATER, T-REX INCREASES THE SPOOKS IN HIS TAGLINE BY ANOTHER 18%:
T-Rex: I wrote a spooky story! BLEED IT TISSUE SCARE!!
Off panel: Like - body tissues?
T-Rex: NOT LIKE A KLEENEX, YES
