T-Rex: Philosophy!
T-Rex: Who needs it??
T-Rex: Philosophers are just a bunch of NERDS thinking THOUGHTS about LIFE while I'm out here doing cool things like eating pizza and skateboarding and looking up pictures of sex. Do PHILOSOPHERS have anything to say about that?
Utahraptor: ...Yes?
T-Rex: Oh snap, really?!
T-Rex: But like, are there philosophers who can tell me how to get pizza to taste EVEN BETTER?
Utahraptor: Epicureans would tell you to eat in moderation to get the most OVERALL pleasure, while hedonists would tell you to just go to town on it.
Off panel: Interestingly, epicureanism is a SCHOOL of hedonism as it's centered around pleasure, but -
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
Off panel: Yes?
T-Rex: You had me for a minute there, but I gotta level: this still sounds like nerd stuff
