T-Rex: People walk around saying things like "there's only 12 different stories" or "there's only 10 different stories" or "there's only 4 different stories".
T-Rex: People walk around saying things like that!
T-Rex: I've done it myself!!
T-Rex: But I am here now to tell you the truth: anyone who tells you this is LYING because they're embarrassed they can only think of a monotonically-decreasing number of stories. I can think of 512 different stories and 34 of them are even pretty good, so everyone can just RELAX.
Utahraptor: I think they're saying the stories are all similar?
T-Rex: Oh PLEASE.
T-Rex: Is Back to the Future (1985) the same as The Core (2003) because they're both "DINO V. NATURE"? No, they're different movies because one involves visiting the Earth's core and one involves kissing your mom in a car.
Utahraptor: Those films DO involve that!
T-Rex: Honestly anyone who thinks they're the same must have either incredibly-well-constructed car, a mom that generates her own magnetic field, or BOTH. And that's simply not credible!
T-Rex: Once AGAIN everyone else is wrong, I just proved it!!
