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I WISH I REALLY COULD ACHIEVE INFINITE SPEED AND OCCUPY ALL PLACES IN THE UNIVERSE AT ONCE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY EVOLVING INTO A SALAMANDER, BECAUSE AT LEAST THEN WE'D HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT BESIDES YOUR BAD OPINIONS | ||
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