Narrator: ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR YOU JABRONIS TO LEARN SOME SCIENCE

Narrator: a comic to email to any jabronis who don't know science!

T-Rex: Hello, jabroni! Hey, did you know that "jabroni" is one of the few pejorative words that DOESN'T have its origins in something racist or otherwise hurtful?
Dromiceiomimus: As a non-jabroni, I know that.
T-Rex: I'm not surprised YOU'D know, Dromiceiomimus! But these jabronis... WOOF. It's ROUGH, man.

Utahraptor: It has its origin in wrestling, right?
T-Rex: Yep!

T-Rex: There it refers to someone whose purpose is to lose to make other wrestlers look better. Usually novel insults based on generally not understood to be insulting words fail, because we WANT our insults to hurt. But "jabroni" has beaten the odds!
Utahraptor: And now, a science fact!!

T-Rex: Today's science fact is that linguistics is a science, so you already just learned some science about "jabronis".
T-Rex: Okay, bye jabronis!!
T-Rex: Do better!