T-Rex: You rub a reverse lamp and a reverse genie comes out - and you've got to grant HER three wishes! Her first wish is that you can only read one book for the rest of your life.
T-Rex: WHICH BOOK IS IT?
Dromiceiomimus: Wait, a reverse lamp? Is that like a - a dark sheet on a window?
T-Rex: See, I'd try to find a loophole, maybe by reading the dictionary. It's got lots of words, plus a good dictionary will have excerpts showing usage, so it'll have little sentences in it, possibly taken from cool stories.
Utahraptor: A reverse genie? Are those a thing?
T-Rex: Oh! EVEN BETTER!
T-Rex: I'd only read the complete text of Wikipedia, printed out. That way I'll never run out of things to learn, plus little vandalism surprises! PERFECT. I'm now ready for a reverse genie from a reverse lamp!
Utahraptor: I've never heard of ANY of this stuff.
T-Rex: Her next wish is to wish for more wishes and you're like, man, this is really just endless indentured servitude and feels wildly out of proportion for the small amount of rubbin' I did!!
T-Rex: THE END
