November 25th, 2020 
We shall gift them on the beaches, we shall gift them on the landing grounds, we shall gift them in the fields and in the streets, we shall gift them in the hills; we shall never surrender (to the idea that having a second secret family is a ridiculous waste of trust, time, and money)




The haps: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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