Narrator: READER Q&A COMICS
T-Rex: It's been 17 years; time to check the ol' mailbag!
T-Rex: Oh my god, there's 17 years of mail here!!
T-Rex: Dominic writes, "Dear T-Rex, what do you think will happen in the new year, by which I of course mean 2005?"
Dromiceiomimus: Oh Dominic.
T-Rex: Oh my sweet Dominic, take me with you.
Utahraptor: I've got a letter here from Pam!
T-Rex: What's she say?
Utahraptor: Pam writes, "Dear Utahraptor, should I ask out this guy I like? P.S. I am in high school". Well, Pam, hopefully by now you've done it, but on the off chance almost two decades have passed and you haven't asked him out, my advice is to ask him out already.
T-Rex: Here's one from Past Me, who writes "Dear T-Rex, don't forget to always love yourself as much as you love others!!"
T-Rex: ...Oh damn.
T-Rex: Oh damn I totally forgot to do that
T-Rex: Shit shit shit