Narrator: CAN WE ALL JUST ADMIT
Narrator: a comic in which we all just admit a thing
T-Rex: Can we all just admit...
T-Rex: ...that sometimes we will insult animals who can't understand us?
T-Rex: Like, I love my very angry dog, bound so tightly with tension and anger that he approaches the state of rigor mortis, but there are times when he is SUCH a bad dog that that I hold him gently and give him pets and tell him in my kindest voice that he belongs in the garbage.
Utahraptor: Oh heck, are we FINALLY admitting this?
T-Rex: We are!
Utahraptor: Dude, I've done this with PETS, with NEPHEWS and NIECES, and with STINKY BABIES. Anything prelinguistic is fair game! I have lovingly held toddlers in my arms and told them kindly that they've befouled diapers in ways that changed me, hurt me, and which I will recall in my GRAVE.
T-Rex: Utahraptor! Are we bad people?
Off panel: We're people who were blessed with the chance to speak the truth of our hearts and have it not harm a soul.
T-Rex: FRIG!!
T-Rex: That rules SO MUCH
