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if you got spanked by the universe you would never live that down. everyone would know you got spanked by the universe. like i'm sorry you got spanked but there's no way everyone wouldn't know | ||
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| The haps: The closest we've come is the Sylacauga meteorite, which bonked a woman named Ann Elizabeth Fowler Hodges while she was snoozin' on her couch. However it did NOT hit her butt. What this means is that the first person to get spanked by a meteorite could still be... YOU | ||
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